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<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fans of Lady Gaga undoubtedly recognized this spectacle as a fairly standard tactic of the singer.&nbsp; Lady Gaga has made a truly remarkable career out of enacting, while explicitly critiquing, pop music conventions.&nbsp; However, her performance at the 2010 Grammys illustrates what I believe to be a profoundly powerful expression of the ambivalent relationship between the arts and the hegemonic social structures that enable them to exist.&nbsp; As the emcee ranted about how monstrous Lady Gaga is, a wall of the set opened to reveal what was, presumably Gaga&rsquo;s state after being tossed into the inferno.&nbsp; She sat at a piano, dark makeup smeared over her face to indicate residual soot from her incineration, while her sparkly costume remained mostly unsullied.&nbsp; Across from her, poised at an interlocking grand piano, sat Sir Elton John, his far more &ldquo;sooty&rdquo; face demonstrating that he had been tossed into the inferno long before.&nbsp; The two singers launched into a duet version of Gaga&rsquo;s &ldquo;Speechless.&rdquo;&nbsp; The song morphed seamlessly into John&rsquo;s iconic &ldquo;Your Song,&rdquo; the two songs existing together in a remarkable synchronicity enabled by a steady quarter-note articulation of their common harmonic progressions.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Rejected by the external &ldquo;business&rdquo; sensibility of the emcee, Lady Gaga descended into a fiery hell, only to be united with Elton John, an icon of pop music whose fame and success has insulated him from the potential mass cultural rejection invited by his sexuality.&nbsp; This concurrence of celebrity occurred a mere three months after Lady Gaga&rsquo;s impassioned speech at the National Equality March for LGBT rights, which she described as &ldquo;the single most important moment of [her] career,&rdquo; and in which she declared that she &ldquo;love[d] Judy Garland,&rdquo; referencing the political potency of the Stonewall Rebellion.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The most potent aspect of this performance, for me, however, is the activation of culturally-inflammatory musical technology in the service of uniting identity politics with the injustices of the market economy.&nbsp; Robert Walser has examined the extent to which the piano functions as a &ldquo;feminine,&rdquo; or indeed gay, instrument in American culture, a role exacerbated in contemporary rock music when it is placed in contrast with that of the electric guitar.<a href="#_ftn2">[2]</a>&nbsp; Gaga&rsquo;s forced descent into a hellish world, precipitated by her &ldquo;pop&rdquo; transgression, results in her communion with a figure whose is, at the same time, a true pop icon, an potent symbol for an aggrieved sexual minority, and a musician who, almost single-handedly, brought the &ldquo;effeminate&rdquo; piano back into vogue after its subsumation into the guitar-saturated acoustic world of 1970s and early 1980s heavy metal.&nbsp; While the &ldquo;pop&rdquo; world of Lady Gaga is explicitly critiqued in the course of her performance, the confluence of its artificiality and a realm of &ldquo;authenticity,&rdquo; represented by the commercially successful John, disrupts simplistic, binary conceptions of aesthetic value&mdash;an important philosophical move in the world of queer experience.</p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Another good example of a similar impulse:</p>
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<p><a href="#_ftnref">[1]</a> While notoriously suspicious of any kind of popular music, Adorno&rsquo;s most clear rejection of the mode can be found in Theodor Adorno, &ldquo;On Popular Music,&rdquo; in <em>Essays on Music</em>, selected, with introduction, commentary and notes by Richard Leppert, with new translations by Susan H Gillespie, Los Angeles and Berkeley: University of California Press, 2002.</p>
<p><a href="#_ftnref">[2]</a> Robert Walser, <em>Running with the Devil</em>, 130.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Adam Lambert's New Album Cover</title><id>http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/27/adam-lamberts-new-album-cover.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/27/adam-lamberts-new-album-cover.html"/><author><name>Kevin Schwandt</name></author><published>2009-10-28T01:02:11Z</published><updated>2009-10-28T01:02:11Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Wow. &nbsp;I knew to expect something along these lines, but I didn't realize it would be so . . . 1980s. &nbsp;Regardless, I do enjoy him and will most likely enjoy the album, even if it is (as I suspect) more than a little schlocky. &nbsp;I found the image on <a href="http://www.popnography.com/2009/10/first-look-adam-lamberts-debut-album-cover.html">Popnography</a>.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 550px;" src="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/storage/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a625f4a0970b-800wi.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256692362790" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Hell House</title><category term="Musings"/><category term="Politics"/><id>http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/27/hell-house.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/27/hell-house.html"/><author><name>Kevin Schwandt</name></author><published>2009-10-27T19:52:15Z</published><updated>2009-10-27T19:52:15Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><img src="file:///Users/schwa722/Desktop/hell-house.jpg" alt="" /><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2002/images/hellhouse.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256675856041" alt="" width="290" height="196" /></span></span>I was listening to an old <em>This American Life</em> (<a href="http://thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=213">episode 213</a>, which originally aired in 2002) and was absolutely horrified by their story about Hell House.&nbsp; Hell House is a haunted hous/performance piece created by the Trinity Assembly of God Church in Texas, in which teenagers enact scenes of intense violence--rape, school shootings, suicide.&nbsp; A girl undergoes a gruesome botched abortion.&nbsp; A gay man dies of AIDS.&nbsp; Audiences ultimately arrive in Hell, where they see the dead characters suffering in eternal torment, before attending the "decision room," where they must publically display whether they are headed toward Heaven or Hell.&nbsp; The idea has spread to a variety of Pentacostal and other Protestant churches since its conception at Trinity in the early 1990s.&nbsp; Their intended audiences are teenagers and their objective (besides raising money for the church--they charge for admission) is obviously to scare young people into a particular form of Christianity.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/kiz5252/HellHouse2003114978_f.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256675158844" alt="" width="195" height="275" /></span></span>In 2002, Director/Producer George Ratliff created a <a href="http://hellhousemovie.com/">documentary</a> dealing with the production, reception, and motivation underlying Hell Houses (you can read a good <a href="http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2002/hellhouse.php">review</a> of it from OffOffOff).&nbsp; Here is the trailer:</p>
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<p>I honestly think that many people who espouse fundamentalist Christian philosophies truly believe them.&nbsp; But there is something troubling and telling about a movement that derives the majority of its power from commodifying terror and manipulating young people's uncertainty and confusion.&nbsp; When I was a teenager, I would have been all over acting in a Hell House, and I certainly would have felt great about it because I was "saving souls."&nbsp; Now that I am an adult, the moral vapidity, capitalist cynicism, and blatant abusiveness of such a philosophy, and particularly this kind of manifestation of that philosophy, is painfully obvious.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Sufjan Stevens Event at the Southern Theater</title><category term="Music"/><category term="Musings"/><id>http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/26/sufjan-stevens-event-at-the-southern-theater.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/26/sufjan-stevens-event-at-the-southern-theater.html"/><author><name>Kevin Schwandt</name></author><published>2009-10-27T02:28:59Z</published><updated>2009-10-27T02:28:59Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I probably can't make it to this, but it sounds like a really wonderful event:</p>
<p>From the <a href="http://www.southerntheater.org/2009_10-29_osso_sufjan_stevens.htm?utm_source=Ostinato-SOM+Newsletter&amp;utm_campaign=1c0deb6243-Ostinato+News%3A+10%2F26&amp;utm_medium=email">Southern Theater's website</a>:</p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><strong>Sufjan Stevens&rsquo; <em>The BQE</em></strong> is a 40-minute symphonic and cinematic   exploration of the infamous Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, a major   traffic artery that severed neighborhoods and contoured waterways with   the brute force of modern urban planning. Commissioned by the Brooklyn   Academy of Music as part of its Next Wave Festival in November 2007,   the film tells a quintessentially American tale through an original film and recorded score by Stevens. <br /></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 100%;">Here is a preview from the <a href="http://asthmatickitty.com/news.php?newsID=478">Ashmatic Kitty Records website</a>:</span></p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/5682252">THE BQE- A Film By Sufjan Stevens</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/asthmatickitty">Asthmatic Kitty</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 120%;">The screening is followed by a performance of arrangements of Stevens's music by the Osso Quartet and music from DM Stith.&nbsp; The event is on October 29 at 7:30 at the Southern Theater.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Geneva,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Queer Spartans</title><id>http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/21/queer-spartans.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/21/queer-spartans.html"/><author><name>Kevin Schwandt</name></author><published>2009-10-21T06:48:18Z</published><updated>2009-10-21T06:48:18Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>No big thing for people who know ancient history, or saw <em>300</em> for what it was, but pretty great anyway.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Another gem found by Kareem.&nbsp; He was undoubtedly doing google searches for MSU, but it's good.&nbsp; Too bad I'm never home on Saturday nights to see this stuff live.&nbsp;</p>
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<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRNsl_0AZOs&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mRNsl_0AZOs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Ben Folds/Nick Hornby Levi Johnston Song</title><category term="Music, Gender, Sexuality"/><category term="Musings"/><category term="Politics"/><id>http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/9/ben-foldsnick-hornby-levi-johnston-song.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/10/9/ben-foldsnick-hornby-levi-johnston-song.html"/><author><name>Kevin Schwandt</name></author><published>2009-10-10T00:26:53Z</published><updated>2009-10-10T00:26:53Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I love it.</p>
<p>Everyone has heard about Levi Johnston's plan to <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/06/levi-johnstons-iplaygirli_n_311586.html">pose for Playgirl</a>, but I prefer something less gross.&nbsp; <a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/09/15/levi-johnston-ben-folds-icon/">Nick Hornby and Ben Folds to the rescue</a>:</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cqLelPLm9gI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cqLelPLm9gI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>I heart local news</title><id>http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/9/27/i-heart-local-news.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/9/27/i-heart-local-news.html"/><author><name>Kevin Schwandt</name></author><published>2009-09-27T22:12:46Z</published><updated>2009-09-27T22:12:46Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>I feel so sorry for the news anchors.&nbsp; I would not have been able to pull myself together:</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ox1_woO3Jh8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ox1_woO3Jh8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Mika, My Freddie</title><category term="Music"/><category term="Music, Gender, Sexuality"/><category term="Queer Culture"/><id>http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/9/23/mika-my-freddie.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/9/23/mika-my-freddie.html"/><author><name>Kevin Schwandt</name></author><published>2009-09-23T16:41:06Z</published><updated>2009-09-23T16:41:06Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/storage/m_cff93494579e469d9eb10a254f879b39.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1253728518144" alt="" /></span></span>It is no secret that I have a Mika obsession, so I was very excited about his new album, <em>The Boy Who Knew Too Much</em>.&nbsp; Since his debut,<em> Life in Cartoon Motion</em>, Mika has consistently been compared to Freddie Mercury.&nbsp; Like Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters, Mika quite explicitly channels Mercury's vocal range, both registrally and timbrally.&nbsp; Both artists also draw from musical tropes that are instantly recognizable as Queen homages.&nbsp; The increasing popularity, mainly in Europe and Canada, but more and more in the U.S., of these Queen-inspired sounds thrills me, as their underlying cultural implications have altered how we hear them in the nearly two decades since Freddie's death.</p>
<p>Mika ostensibly adheres to the "no labels" ethic of sexuality, though he has, nevertheless, <a href="http://www.advocate.com/Arts_and_Entertainment/Entertainment_News/Mika__%E2%80%9CCall_me_Bisexual%E2%80%9D/">aquiesced to the label "bisexual."</a>&nbsp; For queer communities, there is a great deal of political significance wrapped up in public self-identification, impacting conflicts between community cohesion and personal self-awareness.&nbsp; The beauty of reading art, perhaps especially music, queerly, however, is that politics need not be polemic or explicit.&nbsp; Rather, we can understand artistic objects as existing within a cultural history that, until recently, has largely been shrouded in code and allusion.&nbsp; Unlike with Freddie, however, for whom the cultural decoding largely required audiences who understood them in some implicit way, the cultural history of the campy goofiness of music like Mika's is now more widely understood, de-closeted.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Musical preferences among young LGBT people have changed quite a bit in tandem with the increasing "mainstreaming" of those identities.&nbsp; I have found that many in those communities prefer more explicitly sexual pop (Britney, Pink) or Hip Hop (Pitbull) or R &amp; B (Ciara) to the bubbly "juvenile" sounds that, to a great extent, carried queer pop culture through the '80s and '90s (Culture Club, Pet Shop Boys, Wham!).&nbsp; But there is something exciting about the embrace of queer pop history exemplified by Mika and Scissor Sisters.&nbsp; The irrational, seemingly superficial joy that, sustained queers during an even more hostile time, can now be experienced without the nudge and wink that used to be needed for protection.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/storage/images.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1253728614173" alt="" width="211" height="211" /></span></span>My favorite song on Mika's new album is "Toy Boy," a disturbing tale of a wind-up toy in love with his male owner, told against a charming, childish musical backdrop.&nbsp; The toy is abandoned because, "your mama thought there was something wrong, didn't want you sleeping with boy too long.&nbsp; It's a serious thing in a grown-up world.&nbsp; Maybe you'd be better with a Barbie girl."&nbsp; His next owner is a mean girl who turns him into a voodoo doll, poking his eyes out with pins.&nbsp; It is cute and twisted at the same time.&nbsp; Like "Billy Brown," from Mika's previous album, the allegory here is less than subtle.&nbsp; Yet its explicitness allows Mika to construct what, in my opinion, is a truly brilliant portrait of adolescent sexuality.</p>
<p>The first single from the album, "We are Golden," is equally lacking in subtlety, and equally thrilling to me.&nbsp; Exhuberant to the point of absurdity, it asserts: "We are not what you think we are.&nbsp; We are Golden."&nbsp; Here it is (some of it) from his <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mikamyspace">MySpace</a> (I want his shoes . . . all of them):</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Something Terrible is Happening</title><category term="Politics"/><id>http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/9/22/something-terrible-is-happening.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.kevinschwandt.com/queerear/2009/9/22/something-terrible-is-happening.html"/><author><name>Kevin Schwandt</name></author><published>2009-09-22T19:58:24Z</published><updated>2009-09-22T19:58:24Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><object width="480" height="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=041b5acaf5" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="480" height="400" flashvars="key=041b5acaf5" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></p>
<div style="text-align: center; width: 480px;"><a title="from FOD Team, Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde, Thomas Lennon, Donald Faison, Linda Cardellini, Masi Oka, Ben Garant, Jordana Spiro, lauren, Drew, and chad_carter" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/041b5acaf5/protect-insurance-companies-psa">Protect Insurance Companies PSA</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/will_ferrell">Will Ferrell</a></div>
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